Saturday, August 27, 2005

Sabotage and Chinese Unicorns


Artificial Biomechanical Android Calibrated for Ultimate Sabotage

Ultimate Sabotage, baby! Yeh koi maamooli sabotage nahin hai, yeh hai nayee ULTIMATE SABOTAGE! *grin*

Your word is SHIT. You are laid back and relaxed,
and most people like you. You don't especially
want to stand out from the crowd, you are
pretty happy with your lot.


Which Swear (Curse) Word Are You?
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Hippie
You are 42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion,
irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through
fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very
spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as
a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal
logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would
have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some
interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete
strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble,
it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble,
almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and
harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or
anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your
personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted,
gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen
to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but
I wouldn't be surprised if you did.



To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.


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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.


The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.




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You scored higher than 19% on Arrogance
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Minerva
Indeed, you are 66% erudite, 33% sensual, 45% martial, and 33% saturnine.
Another virgin Goddess (Diana or Artemis being the other), Minerva was, just like her Greek counterpart Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom and Freedom as well as an all powerful Goddess of War, which made her a most formidable opponent indeed.


Among the many disciplines that fell under her control were: writing,
the sciences, architecture, embroidery, and just about anything else
dealing with artistic skills, wise counsel, and of course battle and
warfare.


Like Athena, owls were considered sacred to Minerva, representing wisdom. She was a very wise warrior, respected by the Roman legions.


She was also, no kidding, the Goddess of Women's Rights and patroness of career women.


The Fifteen Goddesses


These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in ?


?all or none of the four variables: Neit. ?
Erudite: Minerva. ?
Sensual: Aphrodite. ?
Martial: Artemis. ?
Saturnine: Persephone. ?

Erudite & Sensual: Isis. ?
Erudite & Martial: Sekhmet. ?
Erudite & Saturnine: Nemesis. ?
Sensual & Martial: Hera. ?
Sensual & Saturnine: Bast. ?
Martial & Saturnine: Ilamatecuhtli. ?

Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Maeve. ?
Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Freya. ?
Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Sedna. ?
Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Macha.




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You scored higher than 13% on saturnine
Link: The Mythological Goddess Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

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Ki-lin
You scored 64% Esotericism, 14% Power, and 14% Malevolence!

A mythical being of Chinese mythology, comparable with the Western
unicorn. Ki-lin personifies all that is good, pure, and peaceful. It
lives in paradise and only visits the world at the birth of a wise
philosopher. The unicorn, which can become one thousand years old, is
portrayed as a deer with one horn, the tail of an ox, the hooves of a
horse, and a body covered with the scales of a fish. It is one of the
four Ling.



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You scored higher than 29% on Malevolence
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Obi-Wan Kenobi
You scored 84% wisdom, 35% aggression, 57% power, and 79% morality!

You are one of the wisest Jedi of them all, and have had a very
eventful career full of failures and successes. You are a skilled
fighter, having defeated many powerful opponents in your time. You are
not overly aggressive, though. You are more reserved and collected.
Your sense of morality is without question, and you are a model Jedi.



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You scored higher than 37% on power
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You scored higher than 61% on morality
Link: The Famous Jedi or Sith Test written by SarumantheMad on Ok Cupid

9 comments:

Stephen said...

I got Obi-Wan Kenobi too!
"You scored 84% wisdom, 35% aggression, 63% power, and 83% morality!"

Sharon said...

dude, what happens if we strike each other down? :S

Stephen said...

Then, by the rules of Star Wars, we shall BOTH become greater than either of us could possibly imagine.

But in the immortal words of Han Solo, "I can imagine quite a bit." :D :D

Sharon said...

Who is Darth Bane, anyway? :S

Stephen said...

Pfft, this whole thing is a COMPLETE rip-off of the Unit Wars. :P

Keith said...

How can a school yard bully be humble?

Teacher: You beat this poor kid up!
SYB: Awww, it was nothing.

?????

Sharon said...

Keith - maybe humble isn't the right word to use, but don't they say that bullies usually have self esteem problems, and so they bully other kids so they feel good about themselves?

Sharon said...

nope, why?

Sharon said...

V, as long as you have 4 credits, you can enrol in 2nd year ENG courses without a 100-level ENG credit.

http://www.artsandscience.utoronto.ca/ofr/calendar/crs_eng.htm and scroll down to 200-level courses.